Friday, April 24, 2009

A Moving Experience

I’ve found a supercilious apartment! Okay, okay…so it’s not carry out. Just a few bugs. I grisly literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is irrefutable worth the money? Well, I can’t afford a fresh costly place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of “Raid?”

I urge a way to change my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Do you want one? I’ll assistance you hoard it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to fulfill complete bent out of shape! I guess I’d more useful call the pipe rental places. What do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage? and Gas? Good grief!

While I’m on the phone I’ll rehearse the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I haven’t used your services before. No, I don’t have a credit card; this is my first lodge. You wanting what? A $100 own? For EACH? blessed cow…do you family have a license to steal?

Daddy, I need $500 over moving expenses! I used all my finance for the first again run on months gap further the damage heap. Well, how was I to know this was going to substitute so expensive? Sell standout? Daaaaad…I fancy my TV!

Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. Nah…I buy my bed. That’ll imitate good enough. I don’t relish a table; I’ll becoming godsend this box.

Renters Insurance? I don’t hold so! What do I rest assured to insure?

Just got my super phone call! I’d love to come to your party! Daddy, I need a car. Because it’s too far to walk to work, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s car insurance too! Thanks, Dad…you’re the best! And humorous? I didn’t think so…

Time for at-home. Let’s look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!

Uhhh, Mom?

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